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But for one dead ant… (short story)

So, I stepped on an ant. Turned out to be a life-changing experience. And, ah… that’s it. Yeah. Read on.


The Matrix Resurrections – better off dead?

Hollywood ruins another franchise with the most cynical, soul-sapping remake imaginable. There must be a better title… The Matrix: Regurgitations? The Matrix: Redundancy? The Matrix: Retches in a bucket? Don’t watch it.

Is Alan Joyce reprogramming your mind?

This is really just a chance to complain that I want the smile-high club back.

Scott Morison causes bushfires

As you can clearly see from the graphic, Scott Morison causes bushfires. What a horrible thing to do. We should all yell about it. I’m sure yelling will help.


The big dig (children’s book)

Woah! Digging could be really dangerous. Depending what you dig up.
What might you dig up? All sorts of things…

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